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At some point i should actually blog on this thing… keep meaning too but then forget…

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People always ask me how I’ve remained faithful to my wife for 26 years. I go, ‘Well sexually I would keep it hot in the bedroom.’

Instead of having her dress up in garters and a bustier and stuff like that, I’ll have her dress up in a gorilla suit and I’ll punch out the holes for all the spots I need and that way not only do I feel like I’m conquering her, I’m also conquering wildlife.


… Being out on the road is definitely a great summer trip for the kids.

Zakk Wylde’s advice on groupies….

(Source: Billboard)

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