The last one is made of epic every time
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The last one is made of epic every time
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omg lmfao when did he do this
“What’s your sign?” LOL
Still laughing over this from this morning.
At some point i should actually blog on this thing… keep meaning too but then forget…

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THESE!!! ;askldjfl;asjdf <3
I’ll take an Iron Man with a Black Widow on the side.!
Catvengers, assemble!
This is…. simply… awesome!
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What genre of metal are you listening to? from 9GAG by 9GAG Reader (9g.re)
People always ask me how I’ve remained faithful to my wife for 26 years. I go, ‘Well sexually I would keep it hot in the bedroom.’
Instead of having her dress up in garters and a bustier and stuff like that, I’ll have her dress up in a gorilla suit and I’ll punch out the holes for all the spots I need and that way not only do I feel like I’m conquering her, I’m also conquering wildlife.
… Being out on the road is definitely a great summer trip for the kids.
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With Joe Manganiello naked in a movie, I think even straight guys are going to be, ‘Shit, I need to see that. That man is a specimen
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